Check out my work!
Reductress
A compilation of the headlines i've written for Reductress, an online satire site with over one million followers:
Karen Alert! This Woman is Demanding an Audience With the Wizard
Queen Elizabeth's Drunken Bender Leaves Dozens Knighted
Playing Country Album Forward Reveals Horrifying Christian Messages
How to Drive Away Ghosts By Opening Up to Them About Your Feelings
House of Representatives Agrees to "Just Do a Silly One" For 13th Speaker Vote
Woman Know Exactly What She'd Say if She Were a Guest on this Podcast
Woman Training for Marathon Apparently Doesn't Know You Can Just Chill on the Couch
Woman Builds Time Machine to Assassinate Past Self Who Left Laundry on the Bed
Doctors Announce if You Have a Stuffy Nose It's Probably Going To Be Like That Forever
Quiz: Which Muppet Would Go on a Pity Date With You?
I Lived It: I Wanted to Order Pizza But My Partner Made a Delicious Meal For Us Instead
Short Stories
Read my story "Salad Days" in Volume 4 of the Oakland Arts Review!
Read my story "Empty Threats" in the Remington Review!
Plays
Hang a Thief
2019
Written and directed by me, Hang a Thief examines the relationship between King Henry V, one of Shakespeare's greatest characters, and Bardolph, one of Shakespeare's oft-overlooked figures.
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Performed at Hamilton College as my senior thesis in Theatre.